THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
