My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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