i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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