plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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