do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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