Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I can't turn off my feet"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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