And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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