Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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