Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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