everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
