you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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