Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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