I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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