Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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