don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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