Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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