In the future we'll all be gay
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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