I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
