Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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