Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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