Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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