BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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