Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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