then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
tell me about the fingering
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