don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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