all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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