im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
