My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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