Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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