In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Hippo gnu deer
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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