seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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