So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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