How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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