Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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