There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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