i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
smell my finger.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
