if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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