very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
