So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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