I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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