just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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