It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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