why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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