She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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