i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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