Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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