Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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