I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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