I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
