these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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