Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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