she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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